Mythed Opportunity – Testing Patience

With a flair for the dramatic, you’d think he was about to die…oh, sorry, poor choice of words. Don’t worry he knows how to make his return — and in style too. 

While a Beauty Queen she ain’t, Lula lacks nothing when it comes to attraction. With a mesmerizing stare and hair to die for, when she catches your eye you’ll be hers…forever.

Ever known someone who had a tendency to talk out of their butt? We certainly do — one part cuddly, one part snarky mixed together to get one adorable disaster. 

His blood runs cold, but he’ll definitely warm your heart. While vampires may shy away from sunlight it certainly doesn’t keep him away from the limelight. 

Sphinxy can be a little spiteful and, let’s just say, that cost his face a little something. Nevertheless, he’s pretty great so we keep him around. However, we still don’t have the heart to tell him his aftershave smells a little like embalming fluid.

Meet Hyde, he’s two heads shy of a Hydra and about as crazy as they come. His other heads, Jekyll and Icky, may not be all there either, but they still like to hang around.

Satyrs are known for being pranksters, but we don’t think Hector got the memo because the joke’s always on him. 

As far as gargoyles go, Dimitri is definitely up there — and we mean way up there — in the Bell Tower…talking to pigeons. Weirdo!

Putting the “psycho” in psychopomp, he’s a cigar-smoking, no-nonsense kinda guy, but don’t let that rough exterior fool you, if you’re thinking about doing a little soul-searching he’s your guy. 

Griffins were often admired for their strength and courage and, as a result, became heraldic symbols to showcase great valor. Has anyone seen Remi? What’s that? He’s hiding from the lint roller again.